November 3rd, 2008
James Goss from E4 got in touch recently and asked for something on theme of internet culture possibly in the style of an old Ladybird book.
Taking the idea and running with it, we (me and Dave of course) turned to the I Spy books of the 70s and combined it with our 50 favourite web memes.

Really hope you enjoy this, as to create this project was a joy.
October 16th, 2008
Doing more songs and animation for JibJab – for this batch we (yes, that’s me and Dave) used claymation.
Stupid Clients

Not the easiest thing to pitch – “Dear client, please buy this song and animatiod. It’s called ‘stupid clients’. It’s not about you.”
The smashing phone thing, I’ve done that too many times.
Background? A pile of CDs.
Play Stupid Clients.
Snowman

Song written muttering under by breath waiting for a meeting. I probably looked utterly mad – tapping out the rhythm with a pencil on my forehead.
Background? Twigs and tissue paper for snow.
Play Snowman.
Rotten Christmas

Pleased with the melody on this one – partly written in a waiting room at Wittington Hosptial.
Background? More twigs from the garden.
Play Rotten Christmas.
This little thing likes you

The most throwaway one – maybe the simplicity is charming? Or maybe it’s just RUBBISH.
Background? Out of focus wall.
Play This Little Thing.
Happy Birthday Groovy Chick

Has a walking a bassline. Never tried one of those before, ended up so pleased with it I reused it as a cheesy organ part.
Background? Postit notes.
Play Groovy Chick.
October 10th, 2008
Dave and I in a moment of bordem challenged each other to create celebs from Blu Tack.

Matackma Gandhi by Rob

John Lennon – Get Tack by Dave

Osama Blu Tacken by Rob

Dame Edna Edhesive by Dave

Arthur Scarglue by Rob

Charles Darwin – Origin of the Adhesives by Dave

Windsor Clayvies by Rob

Albert Einstick by Dave

Erstick Cartman by Rob

Adolf Stickler by Dave

Ronald Reagum by Dave

George Washingtack by Dave
September 29th, 2008
Commissioned to make a short animation for Amnesty to promote The Ball is Back, me and Dave have come up with this.
http://www.protectthehuman.com/videos/the-ball-is-back-
Stuff to note:
* Visually – our most ambitious stop-motion to date.
* Produced on the edge of my desk – as the photo should make clearer
* The wooden sets? They’re offcuts from Angus’s shed
* Mostly referencing Indiana Jones, although I confess the Boosh shot is obviously Star Wars
* We flmed this thing 2 times, losing the first version in the Great Hard Disk Crash of 2008
Production photos


September 15th, 2008
We (me and Dave) have been doing a lot of work for JibJab recently – found it quite an education attempting to quickly bash out songs and videos using different styles. It’s certainly improved our chops.
We’re like a Brill Building of novelty song.
Mondays suck

Releasing our inner calypso band. And yes, it does look like Howard from the Halifax ads.
Thank you

Ardman, the Blutack years.
I love you more than…

Video written via visiting Woolworths and looking for props. Aha! Some own-brand post-it notes for less than £1. The original punch-line, “I love you more than Amy Winehouse loves drugs” still amuses me.
Thank God It’s Friday

In my head this is an Emo version of the Friends theme. What I most remember about the video was walking round shops in Camden looking for a cheap diary.
My Master Fancies You

BTW: We also did a ‘fan edit’ of this using Kraftwerk’s The Robot but we can’t stick that online as Kraftwerk aren’t actually the client.
Hurty Blister

Notable for its Windows Vista bashing, born from irritation at Joel Veitch spending £££ on a dell machine that didn’t work properly.
You Rock

One of the few we bought props for. Spent about £7 on cheese. My son likes the messiness of this and shouts “urgh!” when we play it.
Old People’s Cancer

If Roger Waters made birthday cards.
Slash

The most perfunctory birthday greeting possible. Hopefully people get this point rather than think it’s just crap.
Halloween means

If cannibalistic pedophiles are your bag, then this is for you
July 31st, 2008
I’ve been asked to make a game and keep a diary for E4 – first bit launched today. Read it here and see the feedback on b3ta.
Thanks to Joel Veitch for redesigning my diagram into something MUCH ruder.

BTW: Are you a PHP coder who can bash me out a quick script? I need help with this game and will reward you with a mighty b3ta pen. – Have someone to help now, thanks
July 31st, 2008
Hello peeps, here’s a bunch of stuff we did recently. Lovely Dave helped.
Scroll Wheel Cheese – inspecting the crud in my mouse.
48k Celebrity Awards – looking at spectrumy pixel art. BTW: I drew Clive myself – such talent.
Coin Stack Challenge – I’ve got a jar of change, we had a little game to see who’d make the biggest tower. Oooh the thrills!
2 cups 1 bag – a complaint that everyone should use less teabags.
June 21st, 2008
Recently we (that’s me and David Stevenson) were contracted to produce 40 quick websites – I’d love to tell you about them but I have to keep hush at the moment.
Here’s two that we liked so much that we kept back from the project to give to you, dear internet, to give to you.
So here is Internet Fatty Toasted Sandwiches and Who’s Younger.


BTW: I very much recommend attempting to think-up and produce 40 odd websites in two weeks. It certainly clears out the the brain a bit and makes you a bit mad and high.
June 2nd, 2008
EDIT: ALL FIXED NOW. WOO HOO!
May 2nd, 2008
Myself and young Dave have produced three ‘sendables’ for JibJab.

All three are on a birthday theme.
Forklift
Hoedown
Cake
If you only check one, then please look at Forklift as it’s my favourite.