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Christmas Crackers (Rude, evil and wrong. Kids stay away, please!)

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Here’s a page that didn’t make the Sick Joke Book due to a last minute production issue, which was a shame as it was one of my favourite ideas: cut these jokes out and stick them in the crackers to liven up Christmas.

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Anyway, you can download it as an A4 PDF for printing, and tell me if you do actually do this, this Christmas. Of course, if you’re stuck for present ideas? Buy the book.

Sick Joke Book Published

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

It’s my solemn duty to inform you that you can now buy the B3ta Book of Sick Jokes in the shops. Huzzah!

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Here’s some comments I’ve already had about it.

  • “Love the Sick Jokes book – it’s stomach churningly good” (Steven D Wright, TV Exec, Shine LTD)
  • “It’s the perfect boy present!” (Rebecca, October Films)
  • “My Dad loves it.” (CaroWallis, who also took some photos)
  • “Just picked up my copy from Waterstones in Macclesfield today, really nicely put together. Well done! Wonder how long before the complaints start rolling in?” (DrDerekDoctors, illustrator)
  • “Have you noticed that when you click your name on Amazon it takes you to a page that also has a book about AIDS on it?” (Elliot, B3ta lurker)
  • “Waterstones Oxford St: Nice stack of the book on the ‘humour’ table. Good visibility, it’s in front of you as you enter the store. Bought a copy, looks great.” (Fraser, Kittenwar.com)

Anyways, enough rabbiting, go and buy the book on Amazon.

Book available for preorder on Amazon

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

Proofs

Oooh, it’s very exciting. That photo above you, that’s proofs that is. If you squint, you can see where I’ve stuck some biro on the page to change a bit of the text. Anyway, here’s an update.