Archive for the 'I've made a thing' Category

Tranny or Granny

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Haven’t made an either/or quiz in three years or so, so I thought - like a dog returns to his vomit - I’d have another go.

As this is my blog, rather than the B3ta Newsletter, I’ll give you some geeky background that I wouldn’t normally bore people with as no one gives a shit.

  • I’ve rejigged the javascript back-end so that one bit of code now controls all the either/or games such as Female or Shemale and Man milk or Moo Milk.
  • The code no supports image reveals. Not that essential in Tranny or Granny, but might be useful in the future.
  • New layout - using the width of the screen rather than a big scroll.
  • Spent a fair bit of time making the backing music. Found that Garageband is bloody awesome. It allows me to make quick music ideas without fighting the technology.

    Anyways, If you want to play, the click the magic URL: http://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/

  • Moo phone

    Thursday, February 15th, 2007

    Four years ago, Lastminute.com asked me to make a song and animation for promotional purposes. The chappy who commissioned me was Carl Lyons, and the project (executed with Jonti Picking) was Disco Squirrels.

    Carl recently got in touch and asked if I could do something similar. He’s now part of Truphone, a company that supplies a service to allow free VOIP calls on wireless enabled mobile phones. And that’s a mouthful.

    Of course I’m happy to oblige. This time I dragged in Joel Veitch and Ed Snow and we produced this:

    http://www.truphone.com/moo

    Christmas Crackers (Rude, evil and wrong. Kids stay away, please!)

    Friday, November 3rd, 2006

    Here’s a page that didn’t make the Sick Joke Book due to a last minute production issue, which was a shame as it was one of my favourite ideas: cut these jokes out and stick them in the crackers to liven up Christmas.

    evilchristmascrackers.gif

    Anyway, you can download it as an A4 PDF for printing, and tell me if you do actually do this, this Christmas. Of course, if you’re stuck for present ideas? Buy the book.