This is not fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Quiz by me, Rob Manuel, because I was curious to know what a really rude version of this would be like. Additional suggestions from the B3ta Talk board and the secret B4ta cabal.