Newsletter co-editor Dave, and his tiny Beadle hand.
Word up cyber-fruits. I’ve got a history lesson for you. Back in 2001 I met a bloke called Andy Sheerin, who was making a more than a little noise with his Hairy Tongue site, collecting together hundreds of rather naughty photoshops of Jamie Oliver.
Great stuff, and as we were hunting for ideas for the B3ta at the time, and we went, “Aha! We could run a photoshop competition and we could pick a different Jamie Oliver every week. It would be ace!”
This idea worked well, our photoshop competitions made our website notorious, and so props to Andy for giving us the steer on that one.
Fast forward a few years and Andy has fallen off my radar a bit, we get the odd email saying he’s working in the corporate sector and he misses the old days, but nothing that we can really tell our readers about.
Then, comes the magic day and Andy emails us asking to buy a “sponsored link”, i.e. the top bit of the newsletter which we pimp out to anyone prepared to give us cash really, he tell us that he and his friend Andy T are working on a board game that’s going to cause a lot of trouble.
Andy’s game, you see, is basically a re-working of the classic “Risk” but updated for modern times, with terrorists. A satirical view of the war on terror, if you will.
Anyway, to really fast forward now (missing out the bits about appearing in The Sun newspaper and getting into trouble at toy fairs), we got a finally got a copy of the game, and we figured the only right thing to do would be to put together a little competition to allow our readers to get their hands on one without paying out their hard earned cash.
The game also comes with a free rapist hat. Here’s me wearing it earlier.
Anyway, we obviously need a tie-breaker to win one of the three copies we’ve got to give away.
Complete this phrase in 15 words or less: “George W. Bush is a …”
And of course, if you fancy buying the game without chancing your arm on a web-lotto then pop over to waronterrortheboardgame.com
BTW: Dave has stolen the review copy from B3ta HQ on the pretext, “It’s really good, and will save me £££ buying my brother a present this Christmas.” Or maybe he wants the balaclava to liven up his sex-life? Surely not!
And for those having trouble hearing at the back, complete this phrase in 15 words or less: “George W. Bush is a …”
George W. Bush is a human being stupid.
George W Bush is a monkey faced fuck hole war on terror stupid cunt machine.
George W. Bush is named after a cunt.
(multiple meanings there! :-D)
George W. Bush is a delightful citizen, if “fantastic” means “man juice guzzling bladder bucket”
grrrrrr. let me do that again.
George W. Bush is a delightful citizen, if “delightful” means “man juice guzzling bladder bucket”
George W Bush don’t eat snacks no mo.
George W. Bush is a man with five syllables in his name like Mahatma Gandhi
George Bush is a CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Thank you, i feel better now.
George W. Bush is an anagram of He Buggers, Ow
Damn, Leningrad beat me.
George bush is… a good strong american fighting for all that is good. Yours, Director of General Motors.
George W. Bush is an excellent advertisement for abortions…. and they say the Americans don’t get irony.
George W. Bush is a sexy bitch, who gives me the horn
George W. Bush is a cunt.
George W. Bush is against the axis of weebl
Person with feelings
George W. Bush is David Blaine in a silly wig, doing one of his funny tricks to the nation.
George W. Bush is the most successful terrorist yet.
George W. Bush is a fool for not endorsing this boardgame.
George W. Bush is a parrot my auntie had. She would feed it seeds and berries.
George W. Bush is a good-for-nothing muppet.
George W. Bush is a really poor loser when playing ‘The war on terror’ … and not just the board game either. In fact he is just a poor loser. Well, probably not poor either, he’ll have a bob or two. Just a loser then!
George W. Bush is a warmongering moron.
George W. Bush is an experimental performance artist. His real name is Alan Williams. He hopes you enjoyed the show.
george bush is a….i dunno but my grandad died this week and my girlfriend left me.
Georgr W Bush is an uncle fucker
George Bush is a cute little bugger
George W Bush is Allah, and Blair is his prophet (P.S. don’t publish address, don’t want to die)
George Bush is a….bout to give up on Iraq and invade Tiraq.
…just another in a long line of arseholes who tell us suckers what to do
George W. Bush is a better name for a child than “Unwanted, bitch said she was on the pill”
George Dubbya Bush is a brilliant poster child for ‘terrorist’ recruitment everywhere.
George W. Bush is a corporate finger puppet
George W Bush Jr is a deceptively clever man who’s managed to convinced everyone’s he’s a moron. Now THAT’s evil genius!
15 words… 19 if you expand the apostrophes. Is that evil genius enough?
Or
George Bush is a patriot with the world’s largest nuclear arsenal and doesn’t care about what the world thinks.
for truth
George Bush is a sex case!
George W Bush is an anagram of “OW! He Buggers!”
It’s true, he does.
George W. Bush is an anagram of “He grew bogus” and “Bugs go where?”
George W. Bush is a… really poor KKK member. Seriously look at the guilding on his hood. Pfftt amatuer.
George W Bush is a type of cheese that grows on the sweaty ballbags of a morbidly obese biffer
Another one… George W. Bush is a member of Boney M
George W Bush is what America deserves
George W Bush is a man, not a number.
George Bush is an inept kitten molester (he cums before he’s even cracked the pelvis).
George W. Bush is a cunt!
CNUT” please solve the anagram and win a free (Iraqi?)toaster
George W. Bush is a merkin
George Bush is a …..wait, who’s George Bush again?
George Bush is a basoon.
George W. Bush is a rectum faced bucket of sex sores (tks Filthy, Rich and Catflap)