Comments on: Rathergood Competition

By: zhane

zhane — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:55:17 +0000

If I was Joel for a day I would sing badger badger badger all the day…

By: waxdart

waxdart — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 18:21:55 +0000

If I were Joel Veitch for the day I would clone myself and spend the rest of the day wondering if sucking my clones cock made me gay?

Would you swallow?

By: Cooper

Cooper — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 17:20:54 +0000

If I were Joel Veitch for the day I would empty the fuckers bank account into mine, steal all his good computer bits (leaving the shit though), film myself (himself?) having a wank into a sock on his phone and youtube it, then wash my hands as I would have touched his dick and ponder the rest of the day whether his willy is bigger than mine and probably get upset and paranoid that I have a small dick in my real body. Not that I have any hangups about my dick or anything. Or Joel’s. Oh shite that’s way more than 15 words.

How about:

If I were Joel Veitch for a day I would wank into a sock and youtube it. Then wash my hands.

(that’s 14, yay.)

By: Pete Fagan

Pete Fagan — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:11:36 +0000

If I were Joel Veitch for the day I would track my former self down, killing him prevented Joel’s return to his body allowing me to live the rest of my life as a sexgod.

By: Goblin

Goblin — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:14:38 +0000

Hold on that didn’t fit in the word limit. I’ll Try again.
If I was Joel for a day I’d have sex with me so that I could see how awesome it is.

By: Goblin

Goblin — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:12:57 +0000

If I was Joel for the day I’d fuck his mum then kill her then chop her up and eat her then shit her out then just as Joel was turning back to himself I’d make sure that he had a mouthful of the shit that used to be his mum that he just fucked without realising. Because it was me. So he’d come back to his own conciousness with a gobful of mumshit. Yes. That’s what I’d do.

By: flobadob

flobadob — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:11:16 +0000

Would not have to repair synthesizers for twenty four hours.

By: thekwijiboeFACTOR

thekwijiboeFACTOR — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 21:15:40 +0000

As Joel, I would make an animation with Jesus playing with 7 seconds of love.

By: Lightguy

Lightguy — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:02:10 +0000

…fake my own death so that when the real Joel Veitch got back to his own body people would think he was dead and he’d have a hard time explaining it all.

By: gjfreakboy

gjfreakboy — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:21:58 +0000

If I was Joel Veitch for the day I would…
burn his wife’s handbag, it’s awful. Then i’d eat his toys