Comments on: Christmas Crackers (Rude, evil and wrong. Kids stay away, please!)

by: Claire d

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:11:26 +0000

Having friends around for post christmas dinner - couple of well spoken prim and proper friends coming - cant wait to see their faces when we all have to read out our jokes!
Great Idea thanks!

by: sara-jane

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:54:02 +0000

spot on i have printed them off now going to put them in me mams crackers that will be a surprize on xmas day with the whole family there i will be homeless by new year but worth the laugh

by: Anna aka Todd

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:36:42 +0000

Tee hee! I deployed these with hilarious results! http://www.b3ta.com/talk/2292427

Sent to the newsletter too, if the magic donkey likes it.

by: samuel

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:33:48 +0000

make more jokes

by: becky

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:45:47 +0000

theese are very very rood for children

by: Clair

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 16:47:39 +0000

You’re evil, but I love you.

by: jailbaitking

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:53:11 +0000

b3ta newsletter. in before the fags

by: Sid

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:18:03 +0000

Top draw Rob.

Hugh, for shitty shiny paper, get shiny paper and cover it in shit.
Alternatively, get normal paper, cover it in shit first and then offload your manly love seed onto now shit encrusted paper. Gives it a lovely sheen and as an extra bonus, once hardened, a curious crinkly poppadom effect that kids go crazy for.

by: Hugh

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 22:48:18 +0000

I’m making a point of livening up christmas at the inlaws by untwisting the crackers and replacing the sorry jokes with these. can’t wait to see their faces. I just need some of that shitty shiny paper now…..