Christmas Crackers (Rude, evil and wrong. Kids stay away, please!)
Here’s a page that didn’t make the Sick Joke Book due to a last minute production issue, which was a shame as it was one of my favourite ideas: cut these jokes out and stick them in the crackers to liven up Christmas.
Anyway, you can download it as an A4 PDF for printing, and tell me if you do actually do this, this Christmas. Of course, if you’re stuck for present ideas? Buy the book.
November 6th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
I’m making a point of livening up christmas at the inlaws by untwisting the crackers and replacing the sorry jokes with these. can’t wait to see their faces. I just need some of that shitty shiny paper now…..
November 10th, 2006 at 2:18 am
Top draw Rob.
Hugh, for shitty shiny paper, get shiny paper and cover it in shit.
Alternatively, get normal paper, cover it in shit first and then offload your manly love seed onto now shit encrusted paper. Gives it a lovely sheen and as an extra bonus, once hardened, a curious crinkly poppadom effect that kids go crazy for.
November 12th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
b3ta newsletter. in before the fags
November 15th, 2006 at 9:47 am
You’re evil, but I love you.
November 17th, 2006 at 4:45 am
theese are very very rood for children
November 27th, 2006 at 10:33 am
make more jokes
December 10th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Tee hee! I deployed these with hilarious results! http://www.b3ta.com/talk/2292427
Sent to the newsletter too, if the magic donkey likes it.
December 19th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
spot on i have printed them off now going to put them in me mams crackers that will be a surprize on xmas day with the whole family there i will be homeless by new year but worth the laugh
January 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Having friends around for post christmas dinner - couple of well spoken prim and proper friends coming - cant wait to see their faces when we all have to read out our jokes!
Great Idea thanks!