Here’s a page that didn’t make the Sick Joke Book due to a last minute production issue, which was a shame as it was one of my favourite ideas: cut these jokes out and stick them in the crackers to liven up Christmas.
Anyway, you can download it as an A4 PDF for printing, and tell me if you do actually do this, this Christmas. Of course, if you’re stuck for present ideas? Buy the book.
I’m making a point of livening up christmas at the inlaws by untwisting the crackers and replacing the sorry jokes with these. can’t wait to see their faces. I just need some of that shitty shiny paper now…..
Top draw Rob.
Hugh, for shitty shiny paper, get shiny paper and cover it in shit.
Alternatively, get normal paper, cover it in shit first and then offload your manly love seed onto now shit encrusted paper. Gives it a lovely sheen and as an extra bonus, once hardened, a curious crinkly poppadom effect that kids go crazy for.
b3ta newsletter. in before the fags
You’re evil, but I love you.
theese are very very rood for children
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Tee hee! I deployed these with hilarious results! http://www.b3ta.com/talk/2292427
Sent to the newsletter too, if the magic donkey likes it.
spot on i have printed them off now going to put them in me mams crackers that will be a surprize on xmas day with the whole family there i will be homeless by new year but worth the laugh
Having friends around for post christmas dinner – couple of well spoken prim and proper friends coming – cant wait to see their faces when we all have to read out our jokes!
Great Idea thanks!
disgusting perve u want locking up
some of them were funny well only about 2. the rest were just sick. being only 11…
the chainsaw and cancer joke are pretty dam sick if you ask me….others are a giggle tho