Baby Vs Baby UPDATE

A few weeks ago me and the wife launched BabyVsBaby, a site where you can upload your childs photo and the world can rate exactly how cute it is.

We’ve had over 500 bouncing B3ta babies submitted so far, and about half a million battles fought.

I’ve noticed a few things and I thought I’d share.

How to win:

  • Girls are cuter than boys
  • Big eyes help
  • Smiling is a bonus
  • Funny hats are always a winner
  • How to lose:

  • Mucky faces = bad. Looks like they’ve been eating shit
  • Newborns. No one likes them except their mums
  • You’re all racists. Black and Asian babies aren’t doing so well. Although this might be just due to some crappy photos
  • Other facts:

  • Some people have been uploading photos of themselves as kids, which is fine by us. And actually is kind of interesting. “Were you cute as a baby? Find out…”
  • Some people upload their photos all excited and then get very upset when they don’t find it in the top 10 and accuse us of fixing the results
  • But not as upset as the handful of people whose child reached the ‘losingest babies’ list. Sorry!
  • If you haven’t played already, then you’ll want to click BabyVsBaby.

    2 Responses to “Baby Vs Baby UPDATE”

    1. kit says:

      As proud-to-the-point-of-smug parent of Molly – officially the 2nd cutest baby on the Internet – I haven’t spent so much time on a single website since I first discovered b3ta. Wonderful stuff…

    2. Mark says:

      the top two newest babies at the moment are Sam and Max… that can’t be too common an occurence now can it? :)
      always a site to go to if you’re depressed, a fantastic creation of unsoiled happiness

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