A few weeks ago me and the wife launched BabyVsBaby, a site where you can upload your childs photo and the world can rate exactly how cute it is.
We’ve had over 500 bouncing B3ta babies submitted so far, and about half a million battles fought.
I’ve noticed a few things and I thought I’d share.
How to win:
Girls are cuter than boys
Big eyes help
Smiling is a bonus
Funny hats are always a winner
How to lose:
Mucky faces = bad. Looks like they’ve been eating shit
Newborns. No one likes them except their mums
You’re all racists. Black and Asian babies aren’t doing so well. Although this might be just due to some crappy photos
Other facts:
Some people have been uploading photos of themselves as kids, which is fine by us. And actually is kind of interesting. “Were you cute as a baby? Find out…”
Some people upload their photos all excited and then get very upset when they don’t find it in the top 10 and accuse us of fixing the results
But not as upset as the handful of people whose child reached the ‘losingest babies’ list. Sorry!
If you haven’t played already, then you’ll want to click BabyVsBaby.